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Monday, February 11, 2013

Signs of the Food Apocalypse

What is the food apocalypse you ask? It is the point in the future when everything we know as natural food will be processed into unrecognizable foodstuffs. No more vegetables, but instead vegetable puffs. No more farm fresh eggs but instead eggums. The latest inductee into the Signs of the Coming Food Apocalypse hall of fame is ......wait for it.........

The Kentucky Chicken Rice Double Down

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This is KFC's new sandwich that is going to be offered in Japan. Instead of bread we have two processed chicken patties, and the interior contains processed cheese, a rice patty, and ketchup. Nothing recognizable from a garden or a farm as real food. Congratulations KFC on being inducted to our list. Your contribution brings us one step closer to the day where we all eat Soylent Green 3 times a day.

Do you have any other food products that you would like to nominate into the hall of fame? Let us know.

~Michael

4 comments:

Alison said...

disgusting.

kelli said...

more like hall of shame...

daisy said...

UGH! Double UGH! Thank God we still have the freedom to grow our own and support nonGMO seed vendors. How can people eat that stuff?

Muhammad Amir said...
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